I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal.

Wait. That’s not right. I don’t even know where Glenfinnan is. Plus, 1518 was a really crappy year. Porn hadn’t been invented yet and even if it had – the women hadn’t discovered the art of shaving at that point. So ewww!!!

The short and the quick of it all is that I’m from Indianapolis…I’ve been in radio for since 1994…I love pizza, beer and Red Bull (not necessarily at the same time)…one of my favorite movies is “National Lampoon’s Van Wilder”…and for the ladies that are wondering – 9 inches. If you wanna know anything else, you can call me every weeknight from 7pm to midnight at 235-1055

Jason Null of Saving Abel

Scott Bartlett of Saving Abel

Adam Vinatieri of the Indianapolis Colts